Uninvited Guests..

Filed Under hate, life 

I always thought that it was only five of us that rent this house; my housemates and I. Little did I know that there are more than 5 occupants that make themselves comfortable and at home here!

Yes, rats! I believe there is more than one fat rat staying with us! Lately I heard scrurrying noise by the rats but I couldn’t detect where it came from. I thought it was at his ‘house’ at the back of the washing machine but it wasn’t.

One day I thought it was coming from the back of the fridge and the other day I thought it was from gas tank (
and please, Mr. Rat, don’t bite on the gas tube! Or else we shall go to die together..).

Today as I heard more carefully I finally discovered that the stinky, shameless creature was staying on top of our ceiling!

I could hear the exact scraping sound made by the creature’s nail when I was renting my room in another house 5 years ago! That time a mother cat gave birth to her litter in the roof, right on top of my room and the sound of the scratching nails on the ceiling drove me crazy!

We don’t know what to do with the Mr.Rat or how to make him leave (if he is not paying for the rent). It has helped himself twice on our instant noodles and the leftover food in the trash (and whatever food he could access to and leave his ‘chocolate cakes’ all over the place! Yeewwww!!!). 

I heard him loud and clear today making his way in the dustbin as he rummaged for his dinner! Well, you see, I am not his opponent, and so I quickly closed the kitchen door so Mr. Rat couldn’t access to the living room!!!

And the very same night, I discovered that shameless Mr.Lizzie (
lizard) has also makes himself comfortable at our home and gave me a good fright by jumping out of the rice cooker in the sink! Darn..

Comments

13 Responses to “Uninvited Guests..”

  1. Pink Cotton on July 2nd, 2008 1:57 pm

    oh my gosh…when i read the first paragraph i thought it was sth paranormal..hehe..

    i just saw a big fat rat scurrying away when i went to the bathroom at 12am =(

    time to get a cat!

  2. bb community on July 2nd, 2008 2:15 pm

    walao eh, i afraid the most are this 2 things~
    yo house sounds geli la~ next time they’ll eat your toothpaste, lotion, shampoo, and running all around your toothbruste etc etc~

    yeeee~

  3. Neo on July 2nd, 2008 2:34 pm

    Make friends with Mr Rat, how about that? Hahahahaha

  4. sharlydia on July 2nd, 2008 5:16 pm

    u may wanna try putting some “rat drug” around the bin so when Mr rat comes out for food, he may eat the drug & die on the spot! but then again, u need to have some1 helping to clean the dead body lar…

  5. elitevillain on July 2nd, 2008 7:27 pm

    lol it’s like rattatoullie movie :P maybe can help you cook something up haha

  6. slowcatchupkuan on July 2nd, 2008 7:44 pm

    rat poison should get rid of it ya

  7. Grace on July 2nd, 2008 10:07 pm

    When I was renting a room, what my other housemates did was to get the rat glue, so when the rat steps on it, it gets stuck. So maybe you can put near the rubbish bin where it normally goes looking for food.

    One thing though..the rat glue stinks and the rat will struggle to get out of the glue so one of your housemates must be daring enough to get rid of rat-stuck-in-glue.

    About lizzie, I have one ugly lizzie roaming about too, even when there’s no food. I hate him!

  8. Neo on July 3rd, 2008 1:43 pm

    Mr Rat is quite cute in fact. haha…

  9. admin on July 3rd, 2008 9:46 pm

    Pink Cotton , I think getting a cat is the best solution too..but i hate cat’s fur that drop everywhere..

    bb community , yah lor, i think we are too dirty! :(

    Neo, yew!!! u make fren lar :P

    sharlydia , the thing is it might died else where that we cannot find and the body will rot.. smelly!

    elitevillain, i wish! :D

    slowcatchupkuan , yup but we wont be guaranteed to find its dead body as they hide..

    Grace, i think none of us will be brave enough to get rid of the stuck mouse! hahahah yah i read about ur lizzie that pretend to be dead and not move!

  10. Meihiao on July 3rd, 2008 11:28 pm

    That’s scary, I will not dare to stay in the house with rats!

  11. janicepa on July 4th, 2008 10:17 am

    get some rat poison lor.. but then there will be another problem for u to think.. the rat died and leave the smell.. eawwwss…

  12. johnny ong on July 9th, 2008 12:40 am

    tat rat may be coming into the kitchen to cook something la

  13. admin on July 9th, 2008 7:15 pm

    Meihiao, i dun like too, but bopian

    janicepa, yeah lor, i think that even bigger prob!

    Johnny, i wish!

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